you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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