EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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