I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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