I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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