Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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