Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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