i just wanna soil my oats bro
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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