he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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