i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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