Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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