I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So much Jack, so little girl.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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