a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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