i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It's just like the Real World with babies
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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