bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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