She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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