he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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