he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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