There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize