Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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