You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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