Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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