I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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