question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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