He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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