I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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