I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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