She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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