I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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