i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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