i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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