Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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