I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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