8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Girls should come with a carfax report
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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