im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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