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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Do plants get herpes?
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