so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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