Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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