Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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