I wanna passion pit in your ass
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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