I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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