I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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