She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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