Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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