What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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