i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you traded sex for a burrito?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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