Nicole vs. Life
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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