just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Randomize