yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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