don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize