so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize