You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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